Dean smuggled a can of shaving cream into Canada by sticking it up his butt. He knows that shaving cream is legal in Canada, he just likes the way it feels.
Dean was convinced he was going to prison, but he found out it's not illegal to have sex with a Zamboni in Alabama.
Saturday, March 31, 2007
Each morning, Dean eats a healthy breakfast of eggs, bacon and a gallon of goat semen!
Dean is a two-time state wrestling champion. His strategy is a mixture of dryhumping and sporadic crying!
Dean likes the show Full House. He just wishes it had more 13-year-old Vietnamese prostitutes. In fact, Dean wishes every show had more 13-year-old Vietnamese prostitutes!
Dean was Leonardo Da Vinci's first model for the Mona Lisa. Dean had to be replaced when he would not stop eating his own feces!
Dean was the original director on E.T. Instead of a family movie about a young boy that befriends an alien, he wanted it to be a snuff film filled with auto-erotic asphyxiation!
